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This just
had to go somewhere here....The Official Canadian Temperature
Conversion Chart
50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
- Californians shiver uncontrollably.
- Canadians plant gardens.
35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
- Italian Cars won't start
- Canadians drive with the windows down
32° Fahrenheit (0° C)
- American water freezes
- Canadian water gets thicker.
0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
- New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
- Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
- Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
- Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
-109.9° Fahrenheit (-78.5° C)
- Carbon dioxide freezes, makes dry ice.
- Canadians pull down their earflaps.
-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
- Ethyl alcohol freezes.
- Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg
-459.67° Fahrenheit (-273.15° C)
- Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
- Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"
-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
- Hell freezes over.
- The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup
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